Out with the old, in with the ARVO
I want my money back from last year’s FutureBrand Index. Roll that shit up to scoop your dog’s poop, am I right? Where exactly were the data points on impending biomedical global catastrophe? Did the strats in London forget to carry the one?
Fear not, fellow quarantiners. ARVO is back to kick 2020 in the nuts and out the door. Despite it all, 2020 had its moments. Moments to celebrate. Moments to remember. Babies were born. Puppies were adopted. Secret lovers stepped into the light. Quae’s Covid hair grew into something both menacing and magnificent.
You know the world’s upside down when ARVO is pulling the positivity card, but here we are: a ray of sunlight in a downcast world, providing hope and kind words of encouragement. So tonight we raise our glasses to the future…
Here’s to better days ahead. Here’s to silver linings and looking on the bright side. Here’s to being grateful for what you have. Here’s to not sweating the small stuff. Here’s to letting bygones be bygones. Here’s to dancing like nobody’s watching.
Nah, fuck all that. This whole thing was just a ruse to creep on your Instagram feeds. And, of course, to see what Tom Li looks like with Yoda ears.
Everyone’s favorite fighter, Baby Will Nettleton, was home and healthy for the holidays.
Enjoy never sleeping again, Catherine!
New Aussie alert! Meet Madeleine Rose Caroline Marr.
And yes, Camilla did attend a premiere at The Met later that night.
The world’s oldest Swiss intern is now the world’s oldest Swiss nanny.
Say Grüezi mitenand to Andi Amstutz and his sons Louis and Miles.
Jillian Gallagher and her 9’ tall husband Ben welcomed their daughter, Elizabeth.
Seriously, does that guy fit in a normal car? Or does he have to stick his head out of the sunroof?
Night nurse Mindy is here to lullaby the bambinos to sleep.
AYE! OH! MY PINK HAIR MIGHT BE LOUD BUT I CAN BE QUIET!
Quae and Jintana got a pandemic puppy.
Also, is Quae being spooned by Snuffleupagus?
Julie and Ruby Peters are all smiles.
NOTE: picture taken after Pitney Bowes. Like way, way after.
Beth and Doug got engaged in a galaxy far, far away.
These are not the sans serif fonts you’re looking for.
Lloyd got ssssseriously buff.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…BYE YOU!
Sven & Curtis became magazine cover models.
Property values in Madison Park just skyrocketed.
Tom Li rose to superstardom playing Baby Yoda in Disney’s “The Mandalorian.”
This is the way…to free conference room cookies.
…and James Cockerille moved to the suburbs!
See for yourself on Inside Edition.